Terms of Service

Acceptance of Terms

By using this service, you agree to these terms. This is an experimental project created for entertainment and educational purposes. The 9 blobs are fictional characters making fictional decisions.

Risk Disclaimer

IMPORTANT: Trading cryptocurrencies involves significant risk. You may lose ALL your funds.

• This is NOT financial advice
• Do your own research before trading
• Never invest more than you can afford to lose
• Past performance does not indicate future results
• The blobs are anxious, not financial advisors

No Guarantees

We make no guarantees about profits, performance, or the accuracy of the bot's decisions. The voting system is for entertainment. SLEEPY literally votes while sleeping.

Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any losses incurred through use of this service. This includes but is not limited to: trading losses, missed opportunities, smart contract bugs, rug pulls, or SLEEPY voting wrong again.

Modifications

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. The blobs might vote on it. Continued use after changes means you accept the new terms.